Sunday, July 08, 2007

Fidel's Worst Enemy

Fidel Castro and George Bush are worst enemies of all time, there's no doubt about it. What we all know of them is they have different personalities, but I don't know what that means. Whatever that means, it better be bad - but if it's good, I shall kill Fidel Castro. George Bush is a magnificent, glorious, indubitably positive, betrayable mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

One day, George Bush was on his computer and writing to Fidel Castro, and all he could say was, "You know, Fidel-O, why don't you die cause you're the worst man on Earth and everyone hates you and you always keep on setting off landbombs and destroying your crew, but we don't know what we're going to do with you. I'll just send the American Army, the Canadian Army and the Russian Army after one little puny piece of poo. You'll really get flushed down the toilet once we're finished with you, yo momma. Signed, Saint George Bush, not you, poohead."

Friday, July 06, 2007

A Message to the Worst Man on Earth




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Which means in "alien talk": "Would you die please, Fidel Castro?" Not to harm you, if you are Fidel Castro reading this message.

"While we're in the spaceship," the alien said, "can we go down into the Earth and betray these loving earthlings?"

The earthlings said, "Why don't we go down to Earth and go to A & W and get a hamburger - a human hamburger made out of people's skin - what we mean is, we want a Fidel Castro skinned hamburger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fidel Castro is the worst man on the entirely, incredibly, extremely, indubitably, betrayable worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllld!!!!!!!!!!

The real story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! false!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fidel Castro is taking a walk through landbombs, which we all call "stinkbombs", and we're all right because he's a real stinker. He really needs to get out of his mind, which doesn't make sense because he doesn't make sense. He's a bummerly-like man. He wears a tutu when he goes to work - of course, when ballet classes are going on. He is a bummer, stinker, stupid, poo, poody-hoo rugrat that plays curling. He says, "Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," but we all know he's a gaylord and a gangster and a hobo and a hippie, but we really know he's a butler. I'm really looking in your eyes, Fidel Castro, if you're reading this message. You're a butlerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You're a stinky, pinky, linky peany-weany, soggy, old, molded piece of steak.

I am a real hottie that girls go after me. You say, "Come here, baby," and they just say, "So long, stinker!" He said, "Ooh, baby, come over here." She said, "Shut your mouth, turkey, and your winky is a gold key, like Goldmember!"

Fidel Castro should get his pants pulled down by a poophead. It's his friend. He said, "Don't you think you could be turned into anything worse?" Fidel Castro said, "Uh, uh, diarrhea, which I mean, you shall be diarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I forget what I was going to say, oh yeah, I was just going to tell you, you're a poophead. Um, what was I going to say again, oh yeah, um, oh, ummmmm, oh, what was I going to say again, I forgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt. You really are a poop, pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop, pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop, butler, bummer and all the other pottymouths in the world, even in different languages, like Poopies means "Let's have a snack" in Hawaiian, let's have a Fidel Castro poop snack." You know, Fidel Castro, you really are the grossest man on Earth, and I really want to say bye bye to you, if you know what I mean, which means "Kill!" Bye bye.

The Fantasy of Death

This is a post to honourable GOD!!!

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

NINJA FIGHT

GOOMBA MAN

GHASTLY GOOMBA CITY



Once upon a time, there was Goomba City. I'd say that there were about five thousand of them around one country. People would never go there, not even Bowser because it stunk so badly they didn't even have any bathtubs. The Goombas were so lonely, they didn't know what to do. They got an idea.
"Let's play Playstation 2."
"Oh yeah, we have to buy a Playstation 2."
"But there is no such thing as a Playstation 2!"
"Enough with the Playstation 2, twits!! You're so foolish, you should be ashamed of your fine little selves!"
"You don't even remember which one's your wife, because all the Goombas are all the same ones."
"I should be foolish."
"You're even more foolish than the average Goomba, and you speak Italian like Mario, and you say 'Blah blah blah blah blah', 'Mama mia'."
"I'm afraid I do."
"And you don't have any money to buy a toilet, so you just go in the bush."
And then, someone came to Goomba City. His name was Loco.
"Who are you, idjit?"
"I'm a little boy," said Loco.
"You don't look like one."
"Well, I am a little boy."
"Shut up, idjit!"
"This place stinks," said Loco.
"Oops," said one of the Goombas. "I haven't bought a toilet yet."
"You should've bought one," pointed out Loco.
"With what?!" asked the Goomba.
"Money," said Loco matter-of-factly.
"What money?" asked the Goomba.
"THAT money!" said Loco.
"Where is the money?" asked the Goomba.
"You pogo stick, it's right there, you're sitting on it!" said Loco.
"You're right, something does feel a little hard under my butt. Oh, what's this?" asked the Goomba, feeling under his butt.
"It's a dime!" yelled Loco.
"What's a dime?" asked the Goomba.
"It's a round circle dime that's silver!" exclaimed Loco.
"How much does it cost?" asked the Goomba.
"Ten cents," said Loco.
"Is that a lot of money?" asked the Goomba
"Not really," said Loco.
"Ten dollars is a lot of money, but is ten cents a lot of money?" asked the Goomba.
"No."

SUPER MARIO STRIKES BACK

Once upon a time, there was Mario. Mario had to save Princess Toadstool from Bowser's castle. It was hard because there were Koopa Troopas, Ghastly Goombas, and pink porcupines. And Mario had to beat Bowser up eight times in eight castles. The last castle was hard because Bowser was throwing hammers at Mario. Bowser was happy that he was throwing hammers at Mario!
Then, Luigi came along. "Hi, Mario, what are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"You have to be doing something," said Luigi.
"I'm just doin' my own thing."
"Are you looking for the Princess?"
"Maybe."
Luigi yelled, "Just tell me what you're doing!!!!!"
Mario said, "Could ya just be quiet?!"
"Fine."
Bowser said, "Grrrrrrrrrrr!"
Mario said, "Mama Mia!"
Luigi said, "Aye, Carumba!"
Bowser was really mad because Mario was beating him up so many times that he was exhausted of trying to avoid him.
"Bowser might be coming around the corner at any minute," Mario said.
"I don't know about that," said Luigi.
"Oh, I do. Don't worry, Luigi."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," said Bowser.
"See, I told ya, there he is," said Mario.
"Oh, you told me all right."
Then, Toad came running. "Aaaaaah, Bowser's coming to attack me, help me, help me!"
"With what?" said Mario.
"A blanket!" said Toad.
"That ain't gonna do anything," said Mario.
"Let's try it anyways," said Toad.
"Okay," said Mario.
"I found you!" said Bowser.
"Maybe you were right, Mario. You da man!" said Toad.
"I'm ALWAYS the man," said Mario.
Then, a Koopa Troopa and a Ghastly Goomba came to visit the crew.
"I'll kick your butt if you don't listen to me!" said Mario.
"Okay," said the Koopa Troopa.
The Ghastly Goomba said, "I'll kick your butt if you kick his butt! It'll hurt like heck!"

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELECTRIC CITY


Electric City

Once upon a time, Electric City had so much power that electrical currents were so powerful that it powered up five-hundred-million-two-thousand houses, and someone ground-pounded a red thing on the floor that it turned the electricity on.

There were wires, cars, and cannons.

Electric City: a city of gleaming technology and wonder in the air.

by: Matthew and Jeff

STOLEN MONEY!!!

Once upon a time, someone stole money from the bank. The bank people were very mad, and they tried different ways to get the money back. They tried jumping off the bank roof and a trampoline and a cannon and throwing rocks at the helicopter and yelling "You stole our money!" But it didn't work out so well.
Meanwhile, they got an idea. They decided to throw bombs at the helicopter, but a robot came to say "Money!" And another guy came and yelled "Money money money!!!"
Afterward, a rocket ship came and tried to get the money back but he crashed into a brick wall and blew up and about five million people in the rocket ship were dead, which was very sad and someone said on the news: "Run around in circles, a rocket ship has been destroyed so bye-bye to your familiies - waah waah wah!"
A car was going five million miles an hour and crashed into a person and into a tree. KERSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the guy in the helicopter said, "Aaaaaaah" because someone was throwing bullets.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Jeff asked me to put these up



Jeff Neiderhoffer, a lawyer in Manitoba


Jeff Neiderhoffer, who has his own really boring politics blog on Blogger (www.jeffreyniederhoffer.blogspot.com) and who says he is a lawyer from Manitoba asked me to post these news releases on my website, so here they are. I have no idea what this is all about, but this all sounds juicy -- maybe people will go to jail!



DEFENCE LAWYER CALLS ON MMF TO NAME CHARTRAND IN LAWSUIT

Emails prove Chartrand authored petition: Niederhoffer

PRESS RELEASE

For Immediate Release

December 14, 2005

WINNIPEG - A lawyer for one of the defendants in a defamation suit brought by the Manitoba Metis Federation (MMF) is calling on the MMF to include Winnipeg lawyer Lionel Chartrand as a defendant to the suit.

Terry Belhumeur and Clare Pieuk, respectively the domain-name owner and webmaster of CyberSmokeSignals (http://www.cybersmokesignals.com/), are being sued by the MMF for having posted on the website in January 2004 a petition containing allegedly defamatory comments about President David Chartrand and the MMF Board.

Jeff Niederhoffer, the lawyer for Mr. Pieuk, says his client has emails which show that the petition was actually authored by Chartrand, a Metis lawyer with Legal Aid who at the time agreed to advise both Belhumeur and Pieuk on due-diligence issues involving the website.

“Chartrand wrote the petition, and the idea for it originated with him,” says Niederhoffer. “It was Mr. Chartrand who originally suggested the idea for a petition, and on January 21, 2004, he emailed a completed draft of the petition to my client and recommended he post it on CyberSmokeSignals.”

A few days later, Niederhoffer claims, Pieuk posted the petition on CyberSmokeSignals exactly as written by Chartrand.

Niederhoffer says he believes that, in the interests of fairness, the MMF should add Lionel Chartrand as a defendant to the action. However, the lawyer also indicates he is prepared to act on his own if necessary.

“If the MMF doesn’t take action within a reasonable time to include Chartrand as a party, we will likely bring a third-party claim of our own against Chartrand, or find some other way to bring him into this action,” Niederhoffer confirms. “At the very, very least, we are going to call Chartrand to testify in court as to his role in all this.”

Chartrand is currently retained by the MMF as a consultant.


ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT:

Jeffrey J. Niederhoffer
Barrister and Solicitor
PO Box 48081 RPO Lakewood
Winnipeg, MB R2J 4A3
Ph. 204-471-8682
Email: jjn@niederlaw.com
Website: http://www.jeffniederhoffer.com

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MANITOBA METIS FEDERATION SUES WEBSITE!

PRESS RELEASE

For Immediate Release

November 30, 2005

WINNIPEG - The Manitoba Metis Federation (MMF) has brought suit against Clare Pieuk, the webmaster of CyberSmokeSignals (http://www.cybersmokesignals.com/), for allegations made in an online petition posted on the website in January 2004.

In its Statement of Claim, the Manitoba Metis Federation contends that the following allegations in the petition are defamatory:

"And whereas the Manitoba Metis Federation has been needlessly spending vast amounts of money for inappropriate travel and accommodation for David Chartrand, as well as, some Board Members;

"And whereas David Chartrand has already spent tens of thousands of dollars on pre-election campaigning [. . . .];

"And whereas very large sums of money intended for appropriate purposes such as consulting with members on hunting and harvesting issues has already been spent by David Chartrand on campaigning;

"And whereas Metis people believe that MMF elections should be conducted fairly with all candidates having an equal opportunity;

"And whereas the Federation's Board has been illegally authorizing campaign spending for David Chartrand and unlawfully spending your public monies to pay his election court challenge fees;

"And whereas unnecessary Board travel has been authorized for public relations purposes to one candidate only, namely David Chartrand;

"And whereas Metis have no confidence that any extra funding provided to the Federation will be spent in a legal or appropriate manner but rather believe all principles of fair play will be set aside by the Board of Directors approving campaign and public relations expenses for David Chartrand only; "

And whereas the Metis believe that any extra money provided to the MMF will be used in attempts to hinder and suppress the rights of the other candidates for the presidential election rather than providing them with an equal opportunity."

Jeff Niederhoffer, the lawyer for Mr. Pieuk, has already indicated to reporters that his client plans to fight. "We intend to vigorously defend the truth of each and every one of the allegations in the petition. My client is in possession of evidence to back up what's written in the petition, and we look forward to using it at trial," Niederhoffer has said. "We are going to show what we have to a jury and let them make up their own mind as to who is telling the truth."

The MMF has alleged that the documents and evidence in Mr. Pieuk's possession have in fact been stolen from its offices.

In an unprecedented pre-trial motion, the MMF has not only demanded that Mr. Pieuk turn over all material in his possession, but that he disclose how he came into possession of it.

Niederhoffer confirms he plans to fight the MMF's motion when it comes up before the court. But Niederhoffer also indicates that the question of control of the documents may soon be academic. "Months ago, as a safeguard, we provided copies of everything we have to the Auditor General's office, and we also took other steps to ensure that the contents of the documents will be public knowledge by the time this comes to trial."

ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT:

Jeffrey J. Niederhoffer
Barrister and Solicitor
PO Box 48081 RPO Lakewood
Winnipeg, Manitoba R2J 4A3
Ph: 204-471-8682
Email: jjn@niederlaw.com
Website: http://www.jeffniederhoffer.com

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Well, this is it for now!

Well, this is it for now. Matthew and I are going downstairs to play Driver 2.

But don't worry, we'll be back in the spring!

Signed,

The Lone Ranger
"When your sink needs cleaning, I'll be there in a jiffy!"

MATTHEW IS FORCING ME TO WRITE THIS




Well, here I am, Matthew is forcing me to write this. He is a big guy who says, "Write this, fool, or else I will get you!!!"

Love,

Matthew
The 101-year old man from Dallas, Texas

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HUMPTY DUMPTY RAN INTO A WALL!!!

Friday, December 16, 2005

THE ROBOT GOES FOR A WALK

BAD CHICKEN...MESS YOU UP!!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

MANTRID DRONE!!! RUN!!!!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

game cube games

spongbob sqerpants hery poter spiro super Mario sonshin Mario kart super smash brothers horvis moon the semsens Mario prty 1 Mario porty 2 Mario porty 3 Mario porty 4 Mario porty 5 Mario porty 6 and Marioporty 7 new

Story About Yoshi

once upon a time ther was a animel named Yoshi and his frend,s name was Mario and Mario,s brother is Lewegi hys probebli the 2th best guy in Towen cos Mario is the most best guy in Towen

Auto parts

Auto parts is a cool job to do but it is hard to fix cars but dont wery youel get beter at it

the santa story

once upon a time ther was a santa hew brnd his bot whech whesint very smort and haw whed he fly he cod yous a ere plan or a rocitship he rely yousis rander. tel me wat you whant for crismas the end

soperman story

once upon a time ther was a guy named soperman he saves the day all the time he fits criminels and fom flashing dinisors and ciler waels

Games i love to play and doing and going to plases!! and playing whith

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Things I'm Interested In

I'm interested in a lot of stuff, like:

- soccer
- football
- hockey
- Nintendo
- Game Cube
- PlayStation
- books on leadership
- Manitoba provincial politics
- computers
- Game Boy
- Monopoly
- SimCity
- Harry Potter
- robots and their impending invasion of Texas
- Super Mario
- milkshakes
- cereal
- jokes
- BB guns

The Golden Treasure

The twins lose the magic bracelet and have to get it back to return home.

"Listen to this riddle," David said to his twin sister Kate. "My walls are as white as alabaster . . . "

"Oh, be quiet. I'm tired of listening to rid-
dles," Kate said, cutting him off. "Let's go somewhere. Wouldn't it be romantic to travel to a time when knights and princesses lived?" she asked her brother. "I could see myself wearing a beautiful gown and satin slippers," she said dreamily.

"I doubt it, Sis. Besides, you hate wearing dresses. You always wear jeans. Snap out of it," David replied impatiently.

** END OF TRANSMISSION **

Websites and looking at games